- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Gay rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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