- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Flowers are colors Love me

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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