- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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