Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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no rasist joks

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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