what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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ever tried african food? they neither

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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