- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What page are you on The gay page.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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