What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Where's my baby??

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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