- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

your mama so old, shes dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Women's Rights

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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