one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Bitch

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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