Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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