- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I have an idea! You leave.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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