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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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