Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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