A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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