- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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