What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Cheese

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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