Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

This isn't funny.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

black people

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A blind man walks into a library.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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