Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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