- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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