- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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