- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Chuck Norris.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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