- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's brown an sticky Shit

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red poo is poo

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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