- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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