- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

My cat just died.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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