why did the blue berry cross the road

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I will create more jobs for americans

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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