- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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