Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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