- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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