- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock knock.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

One, two, three, four and five

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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