why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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