- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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