If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

someone called someone else a frog

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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