roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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