Faithful men.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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