What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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