- Anti Joke

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable