- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

kennah campion when she talks

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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