whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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