A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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