Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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