- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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