- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock knock.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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