How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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autistic kids rock

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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