What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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women's rights

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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