- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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