- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

i dont fisish anythi

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Poop

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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