- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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