Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Hey how is your wife and my kids

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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