Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Gay rights.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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