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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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