- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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