- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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