What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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