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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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