Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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