- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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