what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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black chicken. kfc

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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