- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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