- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I? Everett

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Tunechi

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.