whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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