What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yanter, Look it up

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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