Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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