roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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were at work systems r down

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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