- Anti Joke

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

u know whats a crime? rape

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed