Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Whats green? The color green.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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