What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

a black man walks out of popeyes

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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